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你最想成为什么？ What's your first memory?
听听我的吧 准备？ Here's mine, ready?
我的一生 注定为了一件事 All my life, I knew I was destined for one thing.
成为一名伟大的艺术家 To be a great artist.
打一开始我就清楚地知道 From the very beginning, I knew
我的方法是什么 exactly what my medium would be
而且我也知道 就我的能力来说 and I knew, with every fiber of my being
最终。。。最终我会创作出 that... that my creations were going
大量的艺术品 to be tremendous works of art.
这些艺术品会深深地打动人 They'd touch people in the deepest of ways,
让他们从不同的角度看待事物 make them see things differently,
看待自己 see themselves differently.
彼此倾诉 Make them say to each other,
这 这真的太棒了 this here, this is truly great.
但是一路走来 But somehow, something, somewhere
也许这都是。。。错的 along the way went, I don't know... Wrong.
赫曼! Herman!
都凌晨三点了 你还在干嘛呢？ It's 3:00 in the morning, what are you doing?
妈妈 我在工作！ Mom, I'm working!
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小姐 我只是更希望把我的作品 Lady, I would just prefer to
给克莱因女士本人看 show my work to Ms. klein herself.
听着 如果你想拿给她看 Look, if you want Ms. klein to see it,
必须先经过我 it has to go through me first.
这是本馆的规定 That's just how it works.
行 没问题 Fine, okay.
这是关于我们国家的 It's a commentary on how our country's
生态帝国主义政策 eco-imperialist policies directly correlate
对地球温室效应的影响的实景展现 to the rise of carbon monoxide in the earth's atmosphere.
这是一件动态雕塑品 It's a mobile.
我在做你最爱吃的菜 I'm making your favorite.
我觉得你在底下那屋里浪费太多时间了 I think you spend too much time down there.
你得多出去转转 You need to get out more.
我得工作 I need to work.
这算哪门子工作？ What work?
你那不叫工作 You don't work.
如果我去上班 那我 If I had a job, then when
哪还有时间搞创作啊？老妈？ would I have time for my art, mom?
而且 制作动态雕塑是我唯一擅长的事 Besides, making mobiles is the only thing that I'm good at.
也许是时候找点别的事干了 Maybe it's time you found something else.
那你让我做什么？嗯？ What do you want me to do, huh?
你想让我放弃吗？ You want me to quit?
噢 赫曼 Oh, Hermann.
帮我把鱼皮拿过来好吗？亲爱的 Bring me the skins,will you, dear?
你叔叔最近怎么样？ What about your uncle?
他没准能给你一些好建议 He can give you some good advice.
打个电话给他呗？ Why don't you call him?
菲利克斯叔叔？ Uncle Felix?
那个用贝壳做首饰的疯子叔叔菲利克斯？ Crazy uncle Felix, who makes jewelry out of shells?
啥？ What?
得了吧 Come on.
什么叫“得了吧”？ What "come on"?
他做的耳环很漂亮 瞧啊？ He make beautiful earrings, see?
根本不是他自己做的 He doesn't even make those himself.
他找那些穷乡巴佬做的 He exploits these poor villagers to do it.
他利用他们 只给他们一点点工钱 He exploits them, he pays them pennies,
然后他自己转身就能卖个好价钱 and then he turns around and he sells his art for hundreds.
简直是个强盗 He's a total hack.
嘴放干净点儿 You show respect.
自从你父亲去世后 每到圣诞节 他都寄支票来 Ever since your father died he sent a check every Christmas.
他是个好人 He's a good man.
他是个强盗 He's a hack.
他的钱能付账单 比你有用 Helps with the bills more than you do.
我才不打给他电话呢 I'm not calling him, okay?
我这都是为你好 赫曼！ I'm just saying for your own good, Hermann!
要知道 你已经不再年轻了 You know, you're not getting any younger.
帮妈妈转曲柄好吗？亲爱的 Can you crank, dear?
赫曼 Hermann.
乔尔 你的作品呢？ Joel, where's your piece?
还没做完呢 Not finished yet.
我知道你想什么呢 I know what you're thinking.
你看 这是我最新的黑科技 You see, it's all part of my new technique.
我称之为 “瞬间的艺术” I call it "instantaneous art."
真正的大师会花费数月 The whole notion of the tortured artist
打造一部作品 investing months in one piece.
这看上去极具。。。历史意义 It just seems so... Historic.
你没有一件作品 是吗？ You don't have a piece, do you?
你曾有被闪电击中的感觉吗？ You ever been struck by lightning?
伟大的作品就像闪电 Great art is like lightning.
不费吹灰之力 只需要一瞬间就成了 It's effortless, only takes an instant to create.
而当你被那个瞬间击中时 咣！ And when it hits you, wham!
懂我意思吗？ Know what I mean?
牛逼的作品！完美的作品！ Pretty pictures!Pretty pictures!
嗨呀 老板 Hiya, chief.
我都不知道你在 I didn't know you had
这社区里也有这么个展位 a showroom in this neighborhood.
我业务扩大了 I branched out.
要我帮你卖点你的作品吗？ Want me to try selling some of your work?
分红公平 You get a fair cut.
是嘛 不过我做的是真正的艺术品 额 你的这个就 Yeah, I make real art, not, uh, whatever this is.
哦 我明白 你做的是真正的艺术 Oh, I see, you make real art.
我跟你提过我的朋友马龙吗？ I ever tell you about my friend Marlon?
坐下说 老板 Have a seat, chief.
马龙是个画家 也是个混蛋 Marlon was a painter,poor son of a bitch.
（译者注：康定斯基是俄国著名画家 抽象派鼻祖） 他坚信自己是下一个康定斯基 He was convinced he was the next Kandinsky.
结果是 他画的画狗屁不是 Only it turns out, he couldn't paint worth half a damn.
我是说 大家都知道他的画技很垃圾 I mean, it's plain to everybody he stinks.
只是没人有勇气告诉他 你懂吗？ Only no one has the guts to tell him, you know?
当然 Sure.
所以这家伙一生都在为此纠结 So the guy struggles his whole life.
但是不管用 他一幅画都卖不出去 Only it's not working,he can't sell a thing.
由内而外的撸蛇 Ate his insides out.
有天 他来找我说他发现了一条蜥蜴 One day, he comes by talking about some lizard he found.
他被蜥蜴危急时刻 He got obsessed with the way they can
自断尾巴逃生震惊了 你懂的 break off their tails, you know,
这点让他感到很困扰 to escape from danger.
生存机理 Survival mechanism.
不管怎么说 肯定是到了 Anyway, it must have got to where
他再也受不了的极度痛苦地步 he couldn't take it anymore.
于是有一天 他拿出一把园艺剪刀 So one day, he just snapped.
把自己所有手指 Took out a pair of garden shears and
都切了下来 整整十根 cut his fingers clean off, all of them.
我想他是为了停止这种痛苦 I guess he just needed to stop the pain.
总之呢 他现在开心多了 Anyway, he's a lot happier now.
他的兄弟在照顾他 His brother takes care of him.
每个月领取政府救济支票 也没什么大不了的 He gets monthly checks from the government, no biggie.
反正我也从来都卖不掉他的画 I could never sell his stuff anyway.
妈妈 Mom?
哦 嘿 你一定是赫曼吧 Oh, hey, you must be Hermann.
我没吵醒你吧？ Did not wake you, did I?
我浴室里有个男人 There's a man in my bathroom.
哦 那是沙里夫先生 Oh, that's Mr. Shariff.
他说他每次租房前都要看看淋浴怎么样 He says he always tests a shower before renting a place.
你把我的房间出租了？ You're renting out my room?
赫曼 我们需要钱 Hermann, we need the money.
那我睡哪儿？ But where will I sleep?
和我睡 咱们就当作室友了 With me, we'll be like roomies.
我喜欢这屋 琪哥 我租了 I love it, Zig, I'll take it.
边个啊？ Who is this?
嘿 菲利克斯叔叔 我是赫曼 Hey, uncle Felix, it's hermann.
赫曼是谁？我好像不认识。。。 Hermann who? I don't know any...
哦呵呵 想起来了 杰基的儿子 oh, of course, Jackie's kid.
哈哈 想起来了 操 是你这小子啊 Well, ain't that a kick in the pants.
你特么还好吗？ How the hell are ya?
你妈妈好吗？ How's your mom?
还行 额 是这样的 菲利克斯叔叔 我。。。 Fine, uh, listen,uncle Felix, I was...
嘿 笨笨 朗姆鸡尾酒！ hey, bun-bun, rum gimlet!
我 额 我希望能向您寻求一些建议 I, um, I was hoping I could ask you for some advice.
嗯 鉴于您是个成功的艺术家 Um, you know, on account of you being a successful artist.
额 也没有 我也是凑合瞎干 Um, oh, yeah, I get by.
是啊 内什么 我也是个艺术家 Yeah, it's just I'm an artist too.
只是没干出什么成就来 And it's just not working out.
嗯 是嘛？ Hm, oh yeah?
是的 然后 我很烦躁 Yeah, and I have the chops.
我的意思是 内什么。。。也不能说是烦躁 I mean, that's... that's not it.
反正就是有些不对劲 您明白我意思吗？ It's just that something's wrong, you know?
就好像 少了点什么 Like something's missing.
停一下 Stop right there.
我刚出道的时候也遇到过和你一样的疑问 I had the same problem when I was starting out.
- 是吗？ - 必须的！ - You did? - Absolutely!
让我猜猜哈 你是不是觉得有些事不对劲 Let me guess, you feel like something's just not right.
就好像你周围老有一团模糊的乌云 Like there's this nebulous dark cloud surrounding you.
对不对？是不是？ Am I right, or am I right?
对 是 Yeah, yeah.
你是不是特别焦虑？ Are you all wound up tight?
对一切都提不起兴趣 冷漠抑郁 烦躁失眠？ Feelings of apathy,depression, trouble sleeping?
没错 Yeah.
是吧 我那时候也经历过类似的情况 Yup, I went through the same thing.
我太知道你该怎么做了 I know exactly what you need.
真的吗？怎么做？ You do? What?
记下这个地址 我以前住过的单间公寓 Take down this address,my old studio apartment.
额 好啊 您想让我去那儿看看？ Uh, okay, you want me to go there?
废话 我想让你住那里 Dammit, I want you to live there.
你需要有自己的工作空间 无拘无束的 What you need is your own space to work, uninhibited.
而那地方棒极了 And this place is perfect.
我就是在那里度过了一段美好时光 It's where I was holed up at the precise moment
那次成功对我来说犹如晴天霹雳 that success struck me like a bolt from the blue.
啪！一切都变好了 Pow! Changed everything.
是啊 那正是我想要的 Yeah, I mean, that's exactly what I need.
嗷！见鬼 我说的是“鸡尾酒” Aw, dammit, I said "gimlet."
冰块 朗姆酒 柠檬汁 Ice, rum, lime juice.
我告你 那儿的人都不错 I tell ya, down here, these are a beautiful people.
是嘛 额 多谢您让我住那里 Yeah, um, thank you so much for letting me stay there.
我什么时候能搬过去？ When can I move in?
现在就可以 每月800块 Right away, 800 a month.
哦 额 我。。。我。。。 Oh, uh, I... I uh...
咋了 有问题吗？ What, what's the matter?
我。。。我没那么多钱 I just... I can't afford that.
得了吧 我租给你的是幸福 自由 Come on, I'm renting you well-being, freedom,
而且在那片区域这种小公寓房租都是很高的 and at a very good rate for a studio in that location.
你知道我怎么想的吗？ You know what I think?
我觉得你必须得租下来 You can't afford to pass it up is what I think.
我。。。我就是没那么多钱 I just... I don't have that kind of money.
呵呵赫曼 我能说什么呢？ Hermann, what can I tell ya?
成功都是要付出代价的 Success doesn't come cheap.
不能坐享其成 You sleep on it.
谁知道呢 要不你去卖血吧？ Who knows, maybe you can sell some blood?
我确实需要很多血 I'm going to need a lot of blood.
海肯梅耶社区画廊群展
艺术家乔尔·文德发现了 Artist Joel Windle has found
一种新颖的合作艺术 a new take on collaborative art.
他允许他的买家在画作上签名 He allows his buyers to sign the artwork
而下一个买家签约时 and they even receive a portion
他们甚至可以获得一部分提成 of the profits when the next buyer signs.
我让他们参与进艺术中 I'm letting them take part in the art.
我刚赚了20美元 I just made $20.
我到现在挣了2000块 I just made two grand.
好嘛 这不就是庞氏骗局吗？ Okay, how is that not a Ponzi scheme?
他们付出很少的钱就能成为艺术家 It's a small price for them to pay to become an artist.
反正比上艺校便宜多了 It's cheaper than art school, anyway.
德芙拉 Devora.
- 我可以吗？ - 当然 - May I? - Of course.
艺术界的女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen of the art world,
我要宣布一件事 I have a little announcement.
我非常激动地宣布：乔尔·文德 I am very excited to announce that Joel Windle has
刚刚签约成为德芙拉·克莱因艺术馆的最新艺术家 just signed on as the Devora Klein gallery's newest artist.
我们的群展将维持一个月 Our group show is in a month.
他将是本馆的至宝男孩 He'll be my crowning jewel.
德芙拉？克莱因女士？ Devora? Ms. Klein?
刚才发生的事我非常非常抱歉 Look, I am so sorry about what happened back there.
这事。。。这事本不该发生的 That... that shouldn't have happened, okay?
这不是我艺术品的一部分 That wasn't part of the art piece.
我 额 我给你带了瓶水 I, uh, I brought you some water.
内什么。。。那只能展现我的才华的十分之一都不到 Look, I... that isn't 1/10th of what I can do.
如果你给我一个机会。。。 If you just give me a chance...
你还嫌不够烂？ haven't you done enough already?
你得让我参加你的下一场秀 You have to put me in your next show.
- 求你了！ - 好了没？ - Please! - Are we done here?
- 还没好 - 我愿意做任何事 好吗？ - A little more. - I'll do anything, okay?
请给我一次机会吧 就一次 Just give me a chance,just one chance.
我会。。。我会闭关创作两星期 I'll... I'll lock myself up for two weeks.
然后。。。然后。。。然后如果到时候我没做出 And... and... and if I don't produce something
令人惊讶 真正令人震精的作品 我就。。。我就。。。 startlingly, truly amazing,then... then I'll...
永远退出？ Quit forever?
对 对 我就永远退出艺术界 Yeah, yeah, I'll quit forever.
好 你去创作吧 Fine, you do that.
真心感谢您 克莱因女士 Thank you so much, Ms. Klein.
我。。。我不会让您失望的 好么？ I... I won't let you down, okay?
嘿 菲利克斯叔叔 嘿 我是赫曼 Hey, uncle Felix, hey, it's Hermann.
您那个地儿我能不能租两个礼拜？ Could you rent me the place for two weeks?
这是我的全部家当了 It's all I've got.
你好 我。。。我是来这租房的 Hi, I'm... I'm here about the apartment.
你一定是赫曼 You must be Hermann.
我是蕾拉 这儿的管理员 I'm Layla, the manager.
你的事你叔叔已经跟我讲过了 Your uncle's told me all about you.
你是艺术家 You're the artist.
是的 Yeah.
那么。。。 So...
我带你去看公寓 I'll show you the apartment.
额。。。 Uh...
你知道吗 自打我来这当管理员以来 You know, since I've been manager here,
我就一直不认为有人在这单元住过 I don't think anybody's ever lived in this unit.
额 我。。。我叔叔应该在这住过的 Well, my... my uncle lived in it, I guess,
直到后来他买下了这套公寓 until he bought the apartment.
好了 给 就在角落的左手边 Well, here, it's around the corner and on the left.
好的 Okay.
还有每周五是垃圾清理日 And garbage pickup's Fridays.
- 谢谢 - 嗯哼 - Thanks. - M-hm.
嗨 赫曼 你的作品咋样了？ Hi, Hermann, how's your art coming?
还行吧 Fine.
你不请我进屋吗？ Aren't you going to invite me in?
我想看看你的作品 I'd love to see your work.
我不喜欢给别人看正在创作中的未完成品 I don't like to show works in progress.
当然 我完全理解 Of course, I understand completely.
内啥 我正在烘焙 然后我 Anyway, I was just baking, and I
一不小心多做了一个馅饼 accidentally made an extra pie
然后我估摸着你可能饿了 and I thought you might be hungry.
你做了个馅饼？ You made a pie?
水蜜桃的 你喜欢吃桃子馅饼的吧？ Peach. You do like peach pie, don't you?
喜欢 额。。。 Yeah, uh...
谢谢 Thanks.
赫曼 我只想告诉你如果你 Hermann, I just wanted to tell you if you ever
需要任何帮助 我不是班门弄斧 need any help, not to presume that I know anything about art
但如果你需要什么 我不知道怎么说 but if you ever need any, I don't know,
精神上的支持什么的 或者其他 你只管告诉我就好 moral support or something,or anything, just let me know.
我该回去创作了 I should get back.
你慢慢吃 我一会儿回来取盘子 Don't worry, I'll be back later for the plate.
哦 好吧 来吧 Oh, okay, come on.
“不要慌 我能帮”
嗷 Ow.
“温柔点”
我要疯了 I'm going insane.
“碰我”
你好？ Yes?
嘿 德芙拉 是 额 是我 赫曼·海格 Hey, Devora, it's, uh, it's me, Hermann Haig.
额 两周前 我。。。我说过我会 Um, two weeks ago, I... I said that I would
为你准备一个特大的惊喜 have something amazing for you.
那么 额 那么现在。。。两个礼拜过去了 And, well, it's... it's been two weeks.
晓得了 Right.
你是那个。。。乱飚血浆那个 The one with the...with the blood.
对 对 是我 Yeah, yeah, right.
你知道吗 现在真的不是时候 You know, this really isn't the best time.
谢谢 Thanks.
额。。。 Uh...
哈喽？ Hello?
嘿 还是我 Hey, it's me.
如果。。。如果能让我给你展示一下的话 Just if... if you'd let me show you,
我想你一定会喜欢的 I think you're really going to love it.
我是说 真的 就像。。。 I mean, really, it's like...
就像你从未见过的神作 It's like nothing you've ever seen before.
我现在不招人了 I'm not taking on any new artists right now.
谢谢 Thanks.
干嘛？ What?
额 我不理解 Um, I don't understand.
两周前 你还说过 让我两周后再来 Two weeks ago, you said,"come back in two weeks."
为什么你现在。。。为什么你现在又这么说了 就好像 额。。。 Why would you... why would you say that if... if like, uh...
好像什么？好像我不讲信用？ when what,when I didn't mean it?
我那时候说那话是想让你从我眼前消失 Because I wanted you to get out of my face,
现在也一样 你别再按门铃了 and that's what I'm asking you to do right now.
你走吧 别回来了 Walk away, do not come back.
你的作品烂透了 请别再来烦我 Your art is terrible;Please don't buzz me again.
额 我明白了 谢谢你 Uh, I see, thanks.
女士们先生们 赫曼·海格 Ladies and gentlemen,Hermann Haig.
给 也许你能卖掉它 Here, maybe you can sell it.
当然能 老板 Sure, chief.
傻逼 傻逼 傻逼赫曼 Stupid, stupid, stupid Herman.
是啊 两周 来吧 Yeah, two weeks, come on by.
这多少钱？ What is it?
128 129.5
135 275 280 280
300
300块？这可是独一无二的艺术品 300? This is a one-of-a-kind work of art.
- 四百 - 两千 - 400. - 2,000.
两千块 2,000.
两千块一次 两千块两次。。。成交 2,000, going once, going...Sold.
噢 拜托 Aw, man.
真的相当精致 It's really quite exquisite.
刚才 我欠你一个道歉 Back there, I owe you an apology.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你知道吗 如果艺术界 失去像你 You know, it'd be a shame if the
这样的人才那就太可惜了 art world lost a voice like yours.
瓦屋！耶！ Whoo! Yeah!
椰滋咪！ Yes，it's me!
喔呵呵！呜！ Whoo!
那么 进展如何？ Well, how did it go?
你不是在做梦 You're not dreaming.
我还在这儿 I'm still here.
太不可思议了 It was incredible.
你敢相信吗？ You won't believe what happened.
不仅作品卖了高价 而且你猜 Not only did the piece sell, but guess
谁要签我做她的新艺人？ who wants to sign me as her newest artist?
你是不是长大了？ Did you get bigger?
谁要签你？ Who wants to sign you?
德芙拉·克莱因 Devora Klein.
德芙拉·克莱因！ Devora Klein!
那很好啊 我就知道你能做到的 That's great,I knew you could do it.
不是我做的 是你给我的 It wasn't me, it was what you gave me.
谢谢你 Thank you.
佛祖啊 我到现在还不敢相信这一切 God, I still can't believe it.
我还有更多呢 你知道吗？ I have more, you know?
你还有？ You do?
因为 内什么 德。。。德。。。德芙拉想让我参加一个秀 Because, well, De... De... Devora wants to put me in a show.
如果 额 如果她真的要我参加的话 额 And, well, if she does that, then, uh,
我需要更多的动态雕塑品 I'm going to need a lot more mobiles.
我还有很多 很多 I have many, many more.
我一个人在这里很寂寞 I get lonely here all by myself.
不如这样吧 我帮你做动态雕塑品 How about I help you make mobiles,
而作为回报 你只需要花时间陪我 可以吗？ and in return, all you have to do is spend time with me?
仅此而已？ That's it?
仅此而已 搭档？ That's it. Partners?
额 对 好啊 你我就是搭档了 Uh, yeah, yeah, partners.
如果你有手的话 我真想和你握手 If you had a hand, I'd shake it.
我们何不以吻封缄？ Why don't we seal it with a kiss?
想想吧 我们可以一同创造不可思议的艺术品 Think of all the incredible art we could make together.
这样可以吗？ How was that?
完美了 Perfect.
好吧 All right, well
告诉我一些比较大牌的名字 tell me some of the bigger names.
波洛克 沃霍尔 内格尔 Pollock, Warhol, Nagel.
等等 你也帮助过内格尔？ Wait, you helped Nagel too?
是啊 我能说什么呢？ Yeah, what can I say?
那个“杜兰 杜兰”的家伙？ The Duran Duran guy?
呵呵 是的 Yes.
还有谁？ Who else?
这不重要 It's not important.
赫曼·海格 《全力以赴》 灵感 汗水 一个月的时间
噢 嗨 Oh, hi.
我是来要回我的馅饼盘的 I just came back for my pie plate.
哦对 额 等一下好吗？ Oh, right, one sec, okay?
还给你 Here you go.
馅饼很好吃 It was delicious.
- 你开心就好 - 嗯 - I'm so glad you liked it. - Yeah.
我再给你做一个 I'll make you another.
哦 不不不不不 不用了 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, that's okay.
甭客气 It's no problem.
赫曼 我不是想打探你的隐私 不过 Hermann, I don't mean to pry, but
还有别人和你一起住在这吗？ is there someone else staying here with you?
嗯？ Hm?
内啥 我可以发誓 Well, it's just that I could have sworn
我清楚地听到了一个女人的声音 I distinctly heard a female voice.
额 这里只有我一个人 Uh, I'm the only one here.
没别人 It's just me.
好的 Good.
裙子真漂亮 That is a lovely dress.
瓦屋 Wow.
- 你回来了 - 嗨 额。。。 - You're back. - Hi, uh...
我一整天都在构思 I've been thinking
我们接下来的作品 about our next piece all day.
我们可以开始了吗？ Shall we get started?
啊 好 额 我记得我跟你提过 Uh, yeah, um, I thought I told you.
我今晚要去德芙拉那儿 I'm going to Devora's tonight.
是的 她邀请了好多城里有名的创新艺术收藏家 Yeah, she's got these fancy new art collectors in town,
然后 额 她说我应该去见见他们 所以 and, well, she said it'd be a good idea if I met them, so.
明白了 I see.
你应该高兴 You should be happy.
她要展示我们的作品 She's showing our piece.
这是好事儿 It's a good thing.
我希望他们喜欢咱们的作品 I hope they like it.
等你回来我们再继续创作 We can work when you get back.
好 额 我不知道啥时候回来 Yeah, um, I don't know when I'm going to be back,
所以 你大可不必等我 额。。。 so you probably shouldn't wait up, uh...
回见吧 See ya.
拜 Bye.
- 赫曼 - 嗨 - Hermann. - Hi.
- 快来 - 哦 好的 - Come on. - Oh, okay.
赫曼 很高兴见到你 Hermann, nice to meet you.
赫曼？ Hermann?
我有份礼物送你 I have a present for you.
要不我就放在门口吧 I guess I'll just leave it outside.
赫曼？ Hermann?
我想还是拿进屋里吧。。。放在外面会坏掉的 I'm going to bring it inside so... so nothing happens to it.
好了 我要进来啰 Okay, I'm coming in now.
进来啦。。。 Coming in...
一部电影 对 A movie, right.
不好意思失陪一下 Will you excuse me?
闪开 珀西 他是我的 Back off, Percy, this one's mine.
你很兴奋？ You're excited?
今晚我邀请了几位我最大的收藏客户 I invited some of my biggest collectors
来观赏你的作品 to see your piece tonight.
是啊 所以别搞砸了 Yeah, so don't blow it.
我来拿我的东西 I just came by to pick up my stuff.
我不知道你在开派对 I didn't know you were having a party.
女士们先生们请静听好吗？ Your attention please?
谢谢 Thanks.
现在对我来说是一个非常重要的时刻 This is a very important moment for me
因为诸君即将要看到的作品 because the work you're about to see
来自一位男士 他被证明是 is from a man who is proving to be
我至今为止所发现的最有天赋的艺术家之一 one of the most gifted artists I've ever discovered.
我很荣幸地向诸君介绍。。。 It gives me great pleasure to present to you...
赫曼·海格的大作：《答应》 Hermann Haig's "permission."
赫曼 我从没遇到过这种情况 Hermann, I've never seen anything like it.
他们真的很喜欢你的作品 They really like your piece.
你有什么想法？ What do you think of it?
我有什么想法？ What do I think?
我的想法是我刚把这作品卖了五万块 I think I just sold it for 50,000.
卖给谁了？ To who?
他们 Them.
你知道吗 我创作这作品时 心里想着的是你 You know, when I made it, I was thinking of you.
好吧 无论你现在在创作什么 继续努力 Well, whatever you're doing, keep it up.
有了这种动力 With something like this, you've got
你得趁热打铁 to strike while the iron's hot.
你马上要开一场个人秀了 Well, you'll have to do a one-man show.
- 真的 我？ - 是啊 - Really, me? - Yeah.
你多久能再做四部作品？ How soon can you make four more?
- 额 四部？ - 一个月？ - Uh, four? - A month?
额。。。 Uh...
我已经发了媒体通告了 I already sent out the press releases.
额 好吧 我是说 我想。。。我想我可以的 Uh, yeah, I mean, I think... I think I can.
真的？因为 你懂的 你和我 Yeah? Because, you know, you and I,
我们可以一起拥有一个美好的未来 we could have a really great future together.
一个月 我能搞定 They'll be ready in a month.
很好 我们将组成一个伟大的团队 你和我 Good, we're going to make a great team, you and I.
告诉我 赫曼 我想知道 Tell me, Hermann, 'cause I wanna know,
像你这样的人怎么会 how does a guy like you get to
一夜之间变得这么油菜花？ be so talented all of a sudden?
你不打算问我进展如何吗？ Aren't you going to ask me how it went?
进展如何？ How did it go?
太不真实了 It was unreal.
那些个有钱人啊 都来。。。都来观赏我的作品 All these fancy people there,just... just to see my artwork.
而他们观赏后的反应 额 你绝对猜不到 And the way they reacted,uh, you'll never guess.
纵欲？ Orgy?
侬哪能晓得？ How'd you know?
然后她把作品卖了 And she sold it.
哦 天呐 她太牛掰了 Oh, god, she is so amazing.
她要我搞一场个人秀 She wants me to have my own show.
我！ Me!
你敢相信吗？ Can you believe it?
你哭了？ Are you crying?
我很害怕 I was afraid.
我开始担心你会离开我 永远不回来了 I started thinking you'd leave me, never come back.
你不是认真的吧？ You're not serious?
你不懂这是什么感觉 You don't know what it's like.
遇到你之前 我孤独 枯萎 Before you, I was all alone, withering away.
那是难以忍受的痛苦 It was unbearable.
我不要再回到过去 再也不要 I won't go back to that, not ever.
听着 我。。。我不会离开你的 Look, I... I'm not leaving you.
好么？我。。。 Okay? I...
我永远。。。我永远都不会离开你 好吗？ I could... I could never leave you, okay?
再一下就好了 Just a little more.
我在努力 I'm trying.
好吧 用力 Well, push harder.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你什么情况？ What's wrong?
我不知道 今天我就是做不出来 I don't know, I just can't do this today.
可是咱们的期限快到了 我们已经拖延症了 But our deadline, we're already behind.
我很抱歉 赫曼 I'm sorry, Hermann.
每当我感到孤独的时候 创作思路就会被堵塞 Sometimes I just get blocked up when I'm feeling lonely.
聪明如我偶尔也需要灵感 Even I need inspiration once in a while.
可是一个月时间就快到了 But we're so close.
有没有。。。有没有什么我能帮忙的？ What if... is there anything I can do?
额 其实 是有的 Well, there is, actually.
至少能让我更宽心 At least, it would put me more at ease.
是什么？告诉我 What? Tell me.
我不敢 不敢大声说出来 I can't, not out loud.
你在逗我 是吗？ You're joking, right?
不 这。。。这也太。。。 No, that is... that is way too...
太什么？ What?
我只是。。。我只是觉得我们应该 I just... I just think that we should
我们之间应该保持专业 好吗？ keep things between us professional, all right?
好吧 我就知道你是这种态度 Well then, I guess that's that.
那你告诉我 等你两手空空去找德芙拉时 So tell me, what's Devora going to say
她对你会是什么态度？ when you go to her empty handed?
有一说一 Who am I kidding?
我是艺术家 对吧？ I'm just the artist, right?
不 不是那样 No, not like that.
你的衬衣 脱掉 Your shirt, take it off.
现在 吻我 Now, kiss me.
温柔点 Slow.
温柔地 抚摸我 Touch me, slow.
给你 Here you go.
新作品怎么样了？ How are the new pieces coming?
尚可 Fine.
“艺术新闻国度”打来电话说 "Art news nation" called.
他们想做个专访 They want to do an interview.
好的 Okay.
德芙拉 你有没有过这种想法 和某个人交往时 Devora, have you ever gotten involved with someone where
有点不确定和对方交往是不是一件对的事？ you're just a little bit unsure that it's the right thing?
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
就比如你。。。你也会陷入一段感情 是吧？ Like you... you get mixed up in a relationship, right?
一开始 貌似很完美 And at first, it seems so perfect.
但后来。。。 But then...
珀西又找过你了 是吗？ Percy's been talking to you again, hasn't he?
- 不 不不不 - 他想把你从我这挖走？ - No, no, no, no. - Trying to steal you from me?
没有这回事 是 额。。。 That's not it, it's, uh...
你想要更多的酬劳 是这样吗？ You want more money, is that it?
那我可以再给你写一张支票 I mean, I can write you another check.
不 不 不是。。。不是钱的事 好吗？ No, no, it... it's fine, okay?
是。。。算了不提了 Just... Just forget it.
赫曼 我们合作已经相当密切了 Hermann, we've come so far together.
你是个伟大的艺术家 而我售卖伟大的艺术品 You're a great artist, and I sell great art.
我们就只是这样吗？ Is that all we have?
我给你看些东西 I want to show you something.
你觉得怎么样？ What do you think?
我觉得怎么样？ What do I think?
额 好吧 我觉得这些是三岁小孩画的 呵呵呵 Uh, well, I think a three-year-old painted these.
我的意思是 这些从有趣的角度来看 I mean, they're not even
甚至都不能说是可怕 horrendous in an interesting way.
是。。。是可笑 They're... They're horrendous-bad.
我说 你干嘛保存这些玩意儿？ I mean, why would you keep these?
是哪个倒霉孩子画的？ Who's the artist?
是我 Me.
噢 我。。。我很抱歉 我不知道 我。。。 Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry, I didn't know, I...
不 你说得对 都是可笑的垃圾 No, you're right, they're awful.
我知道 I know.
你不知道那是什么感觉 You don't know what it's like.
但在出售别人的艺术品时 But when it comes to selling other people's art,
我是最棒的 I'm the best there is.
你 真的很有天赋 You have real talent.
我真的很欣赏你的才华 I'd kill for that.
但就算你有再好的才华 你的作品也不会被世人所看到 But all the talent in the world won't get your artwork seen.
而这正是我的工作 That's something I do.
懂吗？ Understand?
你和我。。。 You and I...
我们 是天生一对 We're meant for each other.
早上好 赫曼 Good morning, Hermann.
我想给你个惊喜 但我猜你发现我了 I wanted to surprise you, but I guess you found me.
放松 还是我 Relax, it's still me.
是你 你知道的 It's you, you know.
是你的爱让我成长 Your love is making me grow.
可喜可贺 How wonderful.
额 额 我们该开始了 Uh, uh, we should get started.
你确定不睡个懒觉吗？ Are you sure you wouldn't rather sleep in?
你昨晚很晚才回家 You got home pretty late last night.
不不 我。。。我不困 No, no, I'm... I'm fine.
那敢情好 Great.
我去。。。我去换衣服 I'll just get... I'll just get changed.
不给我一个早安吻吗？ Don't I get a kiss good morning?
嗯？ Well?
那么 告诉我 她好还是我好？ So, tell me, is she better than me?
哪个她？ Is who?
你知道我说的是谁 You know who.
你在说谁啊 德芙拉吗？ What are you talking about, Devora?
额 好吧 你也知道 我和她有工作上的事 Uh, well, you know, we had some... some things
要处理一些关于个人秀的细节问题 to go over, some details about the show.
我深表怀疑 I'll bet.
你啥意思啊？你这是吃哪门子醋？ What does that mean? Where is this coming from?
要我打开天窗说亮话吗？ Do I need to draw you a map?
我想我要出去透透气 You know, I think I'm just going to get some air.
等等 别走 Wait, don't go.
对不起 I'm sorry.
她并不关心你 你知道的 不是真心的 She doesn't care about you, you know, not really.
我明白你要干什么 但这行不通 I see what you're doing, and it won't work.
她和我 我们有些事情 好吗？ She and I, we have something, okay?
我们有特殊的事情 We have something special.
赫曼 那我们呢？ Hermann, what about us?
我们怎么了 蛤？ What about us, huh?
我们算什么？ What about us?
我们这样能算什么关系？ What kind of relationship could we possibly have?
你他妈根本就不是人类！ You're not even fucking human!
对不起 I'm sorry.
我。。。 I...
我走了 I gotta go.
嗨 赫曼 Hi, Herm.
我不是赫曼 This isn't Hermann.
侬撒拧啦？ Who is this?
他的搭档 His partner.
我们得谈谈 We need to talk.
有人在吗？ Hello?
进来吧 Come in.
屋里停电了 The power's out.
你在哪？ Where are you?
在这 坐 Over here. Sit.
那么 你就是德芙拉 So, you're Devora.
你到底在哪？ Where are you exactly?
在墙后面 Behind the wall.
你得谅解 我比较害羞 You'll have to forgive me, I'm shy.
你是谁？ Who are you?
我是赫曼的灵感源泉 I'm the source of Hermann's inspiration.
在他遇到我之前 你早就看过他的作品 You've seen his work before he met me.
你一定注意到了这明显的进步 You must have noticed the dramatic improvement.
事实上 这点我确实很好奇 Actually, I did wonder about that.
我就开门见山了 I'll cut to the chase.
你卖赫曼的艺术品赚了一大笔 You make a killing selling Hermann's art.
可如果没有我 就没有那艺术品 But if it weren't for me, there'd be no art.
我有个提议 I have a proposition for you.
我能确保你会源源不断地得到杰作 I'll make sure you get one masterpiece after another.
你唯一要做的 就是远离他 All you have to do is stay away from him.
是嘛 我很乐意 可赫曼需要我 Well, I'd love to, but Hermann needs me.
在某种程度上 我是他的缪斯 But in a way, I'm his muse.
不好意思啊 不成交 Sorry, no deal.
你也住在这儿吗？ You live here too?
是 Yes.
想过搬家吗？ Ever think about moving?
没 No.
很明显了嘛 连老鼠都不想搬家 Apparently, neither do the rats.
感觉何如？ Feeling all right?
德芙拉？德芙拉！ Devora? Devora!
醒醒 德芙拉！ Come on, Devora!
哦 嗨 Oh, hi.
嗷 额 我一定是打了个盹 Ow, uh, I must have dozed off.
你的那个小女票走了吗？ Is your little girlfriend gone?
女票？ Girlfriend?
躲在墙后那个 Hiding behind the wall.
我没有女朋友 I don't have a girlfriend.
喔 Whoa.
我没事儿 真的 I'm all right, really.
那个艺术品 不是那女孩做的吧？ So that girl, she doesn't make the art?
跟她八竿子打不着 Never lays a finger on it.
很好 Good.
赫曼·海格 《幸福人生》 家和万事兴 天长地久情 健康百岁命
- 赫曼 - 嘿 - Hermann. - Hey.
有些关于我的事你得知道 There's something you need to know about me.
我公寓里那个女人？ That woman in my apartment?
- 她是你女票 - 不 不 - She is your girlfriend. - No, no.
额 她根本不是一个女人 Uh, she's not even a woman.
听着 我。。。我没办法解释 好么？ Look, I... I can't explain it, okay?
她。。。我。。。我无意间发现了这个东西 知道吗？ She... it... it was something I found, okay?
在那间公寓 那堵墙里 In the apartment, in the wall.
我知道。。。我知道你很难相信 I know... I know it's hard to believe.
可是。。。可是当你碰到一生中最绝望的时刻 But... but when you want something so bad your whole life
这时候突然。。。突然有个东西递给了你希望 and then... and then suddenly it just gets handed to you,
你不会问问题 好吗？ you don't ask questions, okay?
你。。。你。。。你只需接受！ You... you... you just take it!
听着 那艺术品不是我做的 知道吗？不是我做的 Look, I don't make the art, okay? I don't.
是她做的 She does.
她做的 She does.
你觉得我疯了？ You think I'm crazy?
其实 我相信你 Actually, I believe you.
真的？ You do?
我是不想让你发现我。。。 I didn't want you to find out that I...
我根本就没有什么天赋 你懂吗？ that I don't have any really talent, you know?
我。。。我只是一个。。。 That... that I'm just some...
废柴艺术家？ failed artist?
是 是的 但你没发觉吗？ Yeah, yeah, but don't you see?
你和我 我们属于彼此 You and I, we belong together.
我是说 如果你仍然需要我 I mean, that is, if you still want me.
是 是的 是的 我当然需要你 Yes, yes, yes, of course I want you.
我有件事要做 好吗 就现在 There's something I gotta do, okay, right now.
快点 快啊！ Come on, come on!
乔尔？ Joel?
你想得太多了 Don't even think about it.
我必须得做 乔尔 好吗？ It's got to be done, Joel, okay?
你根本就不知道你陷进了什么 You have no idea what you're getting involved in.
我给过你机会了 You had your chance.
转过身 然后滚 Turn around and walk away.
不 住手 不要伤害他！ No, stop, don't hurt him!
你该谢谢我！ You should be thanking me!
佛祖啊 God.
赫曼 等等 Hermann, wait.
赫曼 你在做甚么？ Hermann, what are you doing?
他要伤害你 我不得不杀了他 He was hurting you, I had to.
不 不要！ No, don't!
难道你看不出来她要你无非是为了你的艺术品？ Can't you see she just wants you for your art?
难道你看不出她的真面目吗？ Can't you see that,what she really is?
那婊子！丑八怪！ Bitch! Monster!
别这么傻乎乎的 赫曼 Don't be such a fool, Hermann.
她在利用你 She's using you..
我们是相爱的 We're in love.
不要这样 我求你了 Don't do this, I'm begging you.
等等 记得我们初次相识的时候吗？ Wait, remember when we first met?
你想要的是成为一名艺术家 All you wanted was to be an artist.
记住 那是你的梦想 Remember, that was your dream.
侬拉组撒？ What are you doing?
移植她 Transplanting her.
我已经在我的画廊里选好了绝佳的地点 I already have the perfect spot picked out in my gallery.
从现在开始 我做我自己的艺术 From now on, I'm making my own art.
不！ No!
住手！ Stop it!
赫曼 Hermann.
我在 I'm here.
我好痛 我不行了 It's bad, real bad.
不 没。。。没关系的 No, it... it's fine.
会好的 It'll be fine.
我替你包扎 你会好起来的 I'll patch you up,you'll get better.
忘了动态雕塑品吧 Forget the mobiles.
不关那些劳什子 It's not about that.
你对我的意义远不止于此 You mean so much more to me than that.
我不知道我以前为什么不说这句话 I don't know why I never said it before.
我想让你知道 好吗？ I need you to know that, okay?
我想让你知道 I need you to know that.
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